December 16

This is how I feel when I write a really long post and then tumblr’s all “HA 500!”

This is how I feel when I write a really long post and then tumblr’s all “HA 500!”

23:14 | Comments

wtf ow

my toenails are so sharp.

22:54 | Comments | 1 note

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The one on the left (I’m assuming James) is hotter. Just sayin. I’m pretty sure he knows, too.

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stephenbluntz:

livetoinfinity:

WHY HE’S HOT:

Odysseus fought that cyclops like it was nothing wouldn’t you just want to rub your tits all over him???
He stayed on his journey back home for 25 years. Loyalty is hot!! omg let me caress your beard!!!
He fought those suitors off in his home. who wouldn’t want that strong man in bed? ;)
He stayed away from those sluty sirens!!! you need a determined man ughh i’d let him piss into my mouth hot damn!!!!


omg this is the best

lmao

stephenbluntz:

livetoinfinity:

WHY HE’S HOT:

  1. Odysseus fought that cyclops like it was nothing wouldn’t you just want to rub your tits all over him???
  2. He stayed on his journey back home for 25 years. Loyalty is hot!! omg let me caress your beard!!!
  3. He fought those suitors off in his home. who wouldn’t want that strong man in bed? ;)
  4. He stayed away from those sluty sirens!!! you need a determined man ughh i’d let him piss into my mouth hot damn!!!!

omg this is the best

lmao

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vermeerlove:

We have a strict policy here not to over-serve. Apparently this young woman was sneaking drinks off other people’s tables. I xeroxed her driver’s license and she is not welcome at this restaurant chain, ever again.

This is definitely one of my favorite episodes as well :D

22:27 | Comments | 2 notes

Mmkay

just realized the stuff from merchdirect that my mom got might be the Lights Resolve sweatshirt instead. Either way, yay yay yay!

19:56 | Comments | 1 note
 lights resolve  merch  sweatshirt  music  band  christmas  present

missmassh:

(via purdycute)
ohmygod tom felton is so sexy.

Yes, but I barely notice in comparison to Rupert. ;]

missmassh:

(via purdycute)

ohmygod tom felton is so sexy.

Yes, but I barely notice in comparison to Rupert. ;]

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(via fuckyeahgeorgeharrison)

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 george harrison  the beatles  cute  music  musician

Uggs & moccasins = Ugly

supermainethatoh:

phoebejeebies:

mofosluv:

siliconesaline:

mofosluv:

wtf, why do people like those shoes?

I understand that Uggs are comefertable, but still.

And moccasins, well, you have no excuse.

comefertable, well, you can’t even spell correctly so...get back in the kitchen.

Shut up faggot. I know I spelled it wrong.

I love moccasins ;___________; I wore moccasins every day when i was a little kid, I had them in like fifty different designs. still love em. So cute. :3
uggs are just wrong. mocs are so cute and comfortable though. your argument is invalid :P

I love moccasins, and uggs don’t bother me in the slightest. I say let people wear whatever they want on their feet! geez louise

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Some packages came for my mom today, and I, being the nosy little bugger that I am, made sure to check where they were from. Thanks to that, I know that I’m getting the Say Anything merch I asked for, and also a Questionable Content shirt! :D

17:32 | Comments
 nosy  christmas  presents  wuestionable content  say anything  merch  yay