I am:
Happy. Sad. A good friend. Adventurous. Shy. Confident.Procrastinating. A male. Bored. Anxious. Clumsy. Sociable. Always punctual. Selfish. Intelligent. Funny. A female. Sarcastic. Insecure. Sick.Beautiful. Articulate. Loud. Kind. Even tempered. Honest. Short. Tall. Medium height. Proud of myself. Loving. Witty. Down to earth.Outspoken. Determined. High maintenance. Pretty. Assertive. Organized. Selfless.

I have:
Brown hair. Blue eyes. Pale skin. Brown eyes. Curly hair. Long eyelashes. Long fingernails. Braces. Chipped nail polish. Long legs.Straight hair. A fringe. Sore feet. Dark skin. Green eyes. Blonde hair. Dyed hair. Red hair. Short legs. Big boobs. Rosy cheeks. Wavy hair. Black hair. A small waist. Piercings. Tattoos. Big ears. Short hair.

I love:
Babies. Flowers. Kisses. Summer. Coffee. The rain. Incense. Insects. Twilight. Driving. Narrating my pet’s thoughts. Opening gifts. Buying gifts.Halloween. Cute texts. Apples. Compliments. Country music. Hip hop. Sushi. Sports. Simon Cowell. Family Guy. Garlic. Hearing somebody talk in their sleep. Being right. KFC. Abstract photography.

I would love to be a:
Police officer. Lawyer. Doctor. Teacher. Fruit picker. Mother. Greenpeace volunteer. Hippie. Groupie. Rockstar. Footballer’s wife. Therapist. Singer.Actress. Diving instructor. Lottery winner. Company owner. Housewife.Nurse. Builder. Race car driver. Website developer. An inspirational talker.Music teacher. Artist. Chef. Makeup artist. Hairdresser. Restaurant owner.Homeless shelter volunteer. Vet. Radio show host. Band manager. Photographer.

I like to eat:
Fruit. Vegetables. Fast food. Sushi. Chicken. Seafood. Rice crackers.Cheese. Ice cream. Garlic bread. Peanut butter out of the jar. Low calorie foods. Soy products. Gluten free products. Toast. Beef. Breakfast. Pizza.

I dislike:
Cold mornings. Baths. People dissing my taste in music. People in front of me walking really slowly. Having my personal space invaded. Cleaning. Going to bed early. Wine/beer. Religion arguments.Coffee. The beach. Rain. Children. Having my photo taken. Drama. Gossiping. Hip hop. Cooking shows. Cats. People singing happy birthday to me. School. Selfish people. Social networking sites. Swimming. Snow. Eminem. Seafood. One word text messages.Awkward silences. Alarm clocks.

and it makes me feel like I probably missed out on something big but at the same time I’m way too lazy to go look through it.

Tumblr is a problem.

(via smarvelous)

paper, rock, and scissors they all have their pros and cons

Really, Tommy? Really?

• Every time they announce the winner for something that Inglourious Basterds is nominated for, we text each other. If it wins, we cheer (except that only happened once so far and she called me so we did that instead of texting). If it loses, we send each other things like “>:(” or “lame”
• When we walked into town the other day, her shoes really bothered her so then we switched on the way back (totally not planned so that we would seem cute) but then they bothered me so we both just went in socks.
• We bought two packs of Hostess cupcakes- one orange, one chocolate- and then each had one of the other’s.
• We’re seeing Ke$ha two days in a row.

Twilight is not a horror movie.

I’m actually feeling bad for her. She clearly is just not comfortable with the whole big event thing.

but now I do.

and it broke my heart in a big way. Like seriously it’s greatly affecting my happiness.